eriadn:

we have a sub in us history and he said “i have to take attendance, if i mispronounce your name it’s because i dont care”



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bangs8:

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I AM


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cumfufighting:

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highlight the numbers

press ctrl and f

type in 9



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themulattokat:

drinkingtheflood:

All my checks will…

bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce.

CRYING

Seagrams poppin’ in our refrigerator, $5 for 4 bottles and I save ‘em for later. I got: ramen on the left [left], pizza on the right [right], and a free month on netflix so we stay turnt up all night. 



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everything-bruins16:

andrew ference is hands down the kindest person



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flyartproductions:

Persephone Dont Want No Scrub

Simone Pignoni, The Rape of Persephone (c. 1650) / No Scrubs, TLC



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unclefather:

Is vampire weekend more than one person

There are literally no people in vampire weekend. All frogs



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daniskatra:

the answer of someone who has thought about it at length



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#th

mirahxox:

My decision to watch all 16 minutes of this was a good one.


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Riders On The Storm - The Doors



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elizabethplaid:

Currently taking the Can we guess who you are in 20 questions? thing, because a couple friends took it. So does this ball pit look like fun? I can’t look at ball pits the same way again after seeing the kerfluffle of DashCon 2014.

Edit: My quiz results were mostly wrong.

Here is our best guess at who you are:
1. You are male.
2. You are still a teenager, but won’t be one for very much longer.
3. You’re in college and are already worried about finding the perfect job that will be both fulfilling and will pay well. Your future worries you more than you’d like to admit.
4. You have beautiful, silky brown hair and big eyes.
5. You know that if you’d only believe in yourself more, things would be much easier for you. Yet you still doubt your instincts more than you should, instead of trusting them every time.

1. You are female.
2. You are currently in your mid fifties.
3. You have a wonderful big family and a deep loving connection with your lifelong partner.
4. You have Short hair, light colored eyes and stylish glasses. 
5. You have long ago decided to live every minute to the fullest. Your life experiences taught you that no moment should be wasted on something or someone you don’t love.

it got #4 right so that’s 1/5 good job quizilla

1. You are male. 
2. You are in currently in your mid 30’s.
3. You are married and just became a parent. You are experiencing exciting days, and more are on their way, but through it all you remain strong, loving and deeply caring. 
4. You have short hair - partly gray, brown eyes and a fit body.
5. You decided long ago that your kids must have a better childhood than the one you had. You know you’ll do anything to make sure of that.

1. You are female.
2. You are currently in your twenties, you are single, dating at nights and balancing a promising career during the day.
3. You are smart, calculated, funny and imaginative.
4. You have black hair, dark eyes a cute nose.
5. You own a pet.

3 out of five aint bad (2 is only half right) 

1. You are female.
2. You are currently in your mid fifties.
3. You have a wonderful big family and a deep loving connection with your lifelong partner.
4. You have Short hair, light colored eyes and stylish glasses. 
5. You have long ago decided to live every minute to the fullest. Your life experiences taught you that no moment should be wasted on something or someone you don’t love.

well….1 1/5…??

1. You are male.
2. You are in currently in your mid 30’s.
3. You are married and just became a parent. You are experiencing exciting days, and more are on their way, but through it all you remain strong, loving and deeply caring.
4. You have short hair - partly gray, brown eyes and a fit body.
5. You decided long ago that your kids must have a better childhood than the one you had. You know you’ll do anything to make sure of that.

Okay, here goes:

  1. You are male.
  2. You are currently in your mid fifties, still working hard and enjoying every minute of it.
  3. You are starting to go bald, but you don’t care about it as much as you thought you would when you were younger. You still have your good looks, your gray eyes and your sense of humor.
  4. You have a beautiful loving family, great life-long friends, even the doctor is happy with your annual check up!
  5. Things are generally good, and you just wish they’ll stay that way for much, much longer.

…I am a 25-year-old woman what the hell

Here is our best guess at who you are:

  1. You are female.
  2. You are currently in your mid thirties.
  3. You have a great job that you don’t necessarily appreciate as much as you should. You do, however, appreciate the great life partner that you have and your caring friends. 
  4. You have short blonde hair, gray eyes and a naturally tan skin tone. 
  5. You have 2 kids. Currently thinking whether or not to have a third one.

Welp. I’m female, so there’s one.



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whatsacanada:

In all honesty if the purge was real i would just go to pet stores and steal dogs



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